|Jon Richardson:||Scotland have a great way to advertise, Incredinbrugh! I think it's amazing, all towns should be advertised like "Welldundee". Or "Glasgofuckyourself".|
|Jimmy Carr:||*laughs hysterically*|
Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- If beauty were time, you’d...
I really should start studying for finals.
*opens a fic*